It comes as a surprise that more people haven't discovered this. I expect they will, and quickly, so I can take a certain amount of pleasure in declaring that you've heard it here first.
I despair at trying to describe music without coming across as a completely pretencious jackass, as I feel that something which is so fundamentally, err, sonic, should be listened to and not discussed. But I shall attempt it.
Okay, so you're on a small boat which is made out of leaves and sticks, and it's being captained by a cat in a hat, and you're sailing down a river at night, and the river looks silver in the glow of the moon. There are definitely trees around this river. The moon is full, and on the moon a man is sitting and playing a guitar. The man on the moon is Jack Sebastian Northover.
Cutting edge music journalism, that is.
Listen to it here.